| Subject: NEWS FLASH: FINALLY-The Total Elimination of UFO Debunkers!!// The END of (TRUTH)-TERROR! |
| From: Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers �.S.�. <nospam@newsranger.com> |
| Date: 08/04/2004, 06:30 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.paranet.abduct |
The Total Elimination of Debunkers!!// The END of (TRUTH)-TERROR!
Today, the President of Direct-Energy Technologies of Outer-Upper Research
(DETOUR) declared that, "Now is the time for the full implementation of
Operation: Infinite Destroy Debunkers or (OIDD)". Explaining further, Sir
Arthur CBE Wholeflaffers ASA. Pres. Of DETOUR, described the entire process.
Phase one is the cataloguing of all debunkers, their allies, sympathizers,
supporters, friends, next of kin and other like-minded individuals.
Phase Two is the actual rounding up of the debunkers and moving them, for their
own safety, to very modern re-education resorts. Phase Three apparently is the
vaporization of all debunkers and their ilk. Phase Three will evidently be
known as The Glory Days or Heaven on Earth.
Once this process is completed, Sir Wholeflaffer assured the large but perplexed
crowd that all would be in order on "This Planet Earth." Clarifying further,
Sir Arthur suggested that "�when that glorious day is completed and every atom
of each debunker is completely eliminated, then can ALL MANKIND can move forward
onto and into a BRAVE NEW WORLD of true liberty, ultimate freedom, free-energy
devices, anti-gravity contraptions and co-existence with our off-world friends
(and foes) alike!! I know for a fact that everybody is waiting impatiently for
those days to arrive, and arrive they will!!
Wholeflaffer is calling on each and every member of "the human race" to turn
over a list to the Proper Authorities of debunkers, suspected debunkers,
debunker sympathizers, suspected debunker sympathizers, friends of debunkers,
friends of debunker sympathizers, suspected friends of debunker sympathizers,
suspected friends of friends of debunker sympathizers and the like.
Wholelfaffers added that, "It would be better to error on the side of caution
then to let a debunker loose after Phase Three is completed. I am trying to
soothe those of a religious bent that we are most certainly doing "God�s work."
Yes, God is indeed perfect, but there were just some very minor imperfections
that He overlooked when He was designing the human race. He was obviously very
very busy because He forgot to get rid of the debunkers when He finished his
task here on Earth. So now we have this special opportunity to perfect our
planet and our race by getting rid of the "cancer" that is destroying our
civilization "from within."
In conclusion, let us all work now, together on Phase One, the compiling of
names of all debunkers and their Cult of Useful Idiots. This list will remain
totally confidential, so there is no need for worrying about anything.
Of course we will give the debunkers a "grace period" that starts RIGHT NOW. It
would be much easier if the debunkers would voluntarily turn themselves in to
your local authorities. This would save the human race much needed time to
pursue our other goals, such as figuring out who we will target next after the
debunkers are gone!!