Leaked Above Top Secret document reveals that alien test invasion begins
today.The U.S. government has withheld this document not wishing to panic
citizens unecessarily, and because the invasion will be centered on Indiana.
   One of the insectisoidal extraterrestrial species has genetically
engineered ordinary Brood X cicadas into giant 12 foot long, 250 pound,
winged Brood XX red-eyed cicadas. These will emerge from the ground from May
14 through  May 28, creating large craters as the dirt is pushed aside. In
some locations they will number about one million giant mutant cicadas per
acre. They will do little damage, other than crawling on trees, fences, and
houses for a few weeks, perhaps toppling a few. Brood XX pose no intentional
threat to crops nor to humans. By early July, having laid their hen-size
eggs in the branches of trees, they will die off.  Then the hatchlings will
emerge from the eggs, drop to the ground, burrow down under, and not
re-emerge until 2021. The insectisoidal extraterrestrials will be closely
observing this event, to see how humans react to a peaceable test invasion.
If humans display fear and aggression, shooting the mutant cicadas or else
attempting to steal and cook the eggs, the extraterrestrials will destroy
the entire human population of Indiana.  If the humans show restraint and
behave in a civilized manner, the extraterrestrials will show them a way to
drive their automobiles using nothing but ordinary tap water. The U.S.
government strongly encourages all citizens of Indiana to take up arms and
exterminate the proxy invaders, as this will be in our best national
interest.