Re: Mexican OVNIS // A Case of Payaso Flatulence?

Sir Gilligan Horry wrote in message news:<rvaba0l52fh3pv79pq9u2l8av5cmqa3098@4ax.com>...

"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; 
but as it isn't, it aint. That's logic."
				-- Lewis Carroll           
				Through the Looking Glass 

  Cient�ficos afirman que los OVNIS captados en 
Campeche podr�an ser fragmentos de un meteorito  
http://www.cronica.com.mx/nota.php?idc=124341

UFOs = magnetic maneuverable microwave military satellites.
UFOs = street light dwelling flying insects moths bugs and bats.
UFOs = just a bunch of ufos and nothing to do with deep space. 
UFOs = unidentified mutilated burger crop circle ground traces. 
UFOs = forgotten never before seen memory loss imagination.
UFOs = high venus low jupiter rising moon meteor stars.
UFOs = psychological test dummy aluminum foil scraps. 
UFOs = misread media misprinted cheap newspaper stories. 
UFOs = questionably merchandised sinister money making scams. 
UFOs = blow-up alien doll fantasy fiction fanaticism. 
UFOs = close encounter electrical temperature inversion experiences.
UFOs = sir horry patter on a flying broom with other kooks.
UFOs = blatant blasphemy based internet hoax spam. 
UFOs = drunk human swamp gas ice crystals. 
UFOs = freak hallucination plasmoid reflection lights.
UFOs = ghosts on mars looking for elvis and diamonds.
UFOs = figment aurora pink borealis fake flying elephants. 
UFOs = false photographic hubcap disinformation. 
UFOs = mirage producing artificial balloon fireworks. 
UFOs = unfamiliar misinterpretation spotlighted bird discharges. 
UFOs = witnessed cloud trickery flared blurry night vision.
UFOs = men in white coat medication kick in delusions.
UFOs = top secret slander bunker ridicule storage.

What about UFCs ?

The enormous amount of world wide witness testimony about UFOs is only
just enough to keep the subject of UFOs or ET life debatable. For
example if each and every witness on Earth had seen or experienced
'Unidentified Flying Clowns'... (UFCs) instead of 'Unidentified Flying
Objects'... (UFOs) (or "Foo Fighters") ...... then we would all have
websites and millions of pages of information about these clowns every
year. We would have unidentified flying clown books, hoaxed clown
photos, fake clown videos, clown magazines, clown abductions, clown
sightings, clown gas, clown scams, aurora borealis clowns, crop circle
clowns, and meteor clowns...


Creepy the Clown!
http://www.creepyclown.com/

but most people would blame Venus on the clowns.    :-)

(Just as well no-one knows about Neptune)


"... Rafael Navarro of the Plasma Chemistry and 
Planetary Study Laboratory of the UNAM Institute 
of Nuclear Science, added that these are 
undoubtedly unidentified spherical objects shown 
by the Air Force, but under no circumstances do 
they show the visit of alien spacecraft. 
  
"The space scientist told 'Cronica' that it is 
almost certainly 'space junk' resulting from 
hundreds of satellites burning up upon reentry 
into earth's atmosphere after finishing their 
service cycle. 
  
"The Mexican scientist cautioned that UFO reports 
may increase, since humanity is launching an 
increasing number of satellites that will burn 
up as they are attracted by Earth's gravity.
Navarro regretted that these speculative news 
items should exert such a hold on the public's 
imagination as opposed to serious efforts 
conducted in Mexico and elsewhere in the world 
to detect the presence of extraterrestrial life."

http://media.localnews8.com/video/KIFI_UFO_HIGH.wmv