On Sat, 15 May 2004 04:12:53 +0000 (UTC), "Scotty"
<slust@mygaff30.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:

It was Venus.

"Sir Gilligan Horry" <GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message
news:u9haa0t5m4lebumj9j0uh22v9u7sguad88@4ax.com...

A series of brightly lit, rapidly moving objects filmed in the skies
over Mexico could have been caused by a scientific phenomenon
involving gases in the atmosphere, a scientist said Thursday.

http://directory.google.com/Top/Society/Paranormal/UFOs/News_and_Media/

UFOs = magnetic maneuverable microwave military satellites.
UFOs = street light dwelling flying insects moths bugs and bats.
UFOs = just a bunch of ufos and nothing to do with deep space. 
UFOs = unidentified mutilated burger crop circle ground traces. 
UFOs = forgotten never before seen memory loss imagination.
UFOs = high venus low jupiter rising moon meteor stars.
UFOs = psychological test dummy aluminum foil scraps. 
UFOs = misread media misprinted cheap newspaper stories. 
UFOs = questionably merchandised sinister money making scams. 
UFOs = blow-up alien doll fantasy fiction fanaticism. 
UFOs = close encounter electrical temperature inversion experiences.
UFOs = sir horry patter on a flying broom with other kooks.
UFOs = blatant blasphemy based internet hoax spam. 
UFOs = drunk human swamp gas ice crystals. 
UFOs = freak hallucination plasmoid reflection lights.
UFOs = ghosts on mars looking for elvis and diamonds.
UFOs = figment aurora pink borealis fake flying elephants. 
UFOs = false photographic hubcap disinformation. 
UFOs = mirage producing artificial balloon fireworks. 
UFOs = unfamiliar misinterpretation spotlighted bird discharges. 
UFOs = witnessed cloud trickery flared blurry night vision.
UFOs = men in white coat medication kick in delusions.
UFOs = top secret slander bunker ridicule storage.

What about UFCs ?

The enormous amount of world wide witness testimony about UFOs is only
just enough to keep the subject of UFOs or ET life debatable. For
example if each and every witness on Earth had seen or experienced
'Unidentified Flying Clowns'... (UFCs) instead of 'Unidentified Flying
Objects'... (UFOs) (or "Foo Fighters") ...... then we would all have
websites and millions of pages of information about these clowns every
year. We would have unidentified flying clown books, hoaxed clown
photos, fake clown videos, clown magazines, clown abductions, clown
sightings, clown gas, clown scams, aurora borealis clowns, crop circle
clowns, and meteor clowns...

but most people would blame Venus on the clowns.    :-)

(Just as well no-one knows about Neptune)