There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a
party. 

Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the
freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump. 

While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet
paper... You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them
out the hole and they will be licked clean for you." 

Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them
out the hole. 

All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers. 

The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers. 
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