What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? 
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup! 


A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way... 

Why don't aliens eat clowns. 
Because they taste funny. 

What do you call a fish with no eyes? 
A fsh 

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell
carrots too". 

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 
el-if-i-no 

Two peanuts walk into a bar. 
One was a salted. 

Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of
the muffins says: 
"Man it's hot in here!!!!" 
The other muffin exclaims, 
"Look a talking muffin!!!!" 
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