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With some UFO sitings in the news recently

 What were these UFOs sitting on? I didn't even know that UFOs
had a buttocks upon which to sit. Well, just goes ta show ya'

Man, I missed the good old days, when trolls would at least make

an

effort

to be funny or clever.  This is the sort of joke I'd expect from

a

4th

grader.

  -Beans

4th graders are smarter than all of you as they know ufo's don't
exist..wacko's

and 4th graders think your a wako!!
wake up and smell the coffee! (make me one too!)

your just jealous that my space ship is bigger than yours.....
speaking of space ships i'm in the market for a second hand ship to

get

from

a to b. Just a weekend space ship really with low space miles and

blue

paint.........oh and it needs to have space cruise

control.....hahahah

This is no laughing matter!
don't you know the Aliens are here for a reason!!!
They are slowly taking over our governments and brainwashing the

public.

they are causing wars for their own gains.
They abduct people to do genetic experiments on for their own evil

purposes!

its all because when they crashed at roswell on of the gaurds gave

them

something!
it was as common and basic to our existance but it rocked thier

world.

it warped their usauly peacefull minds into obsesion.
they plan to remove it all from our existance in a jealous rage.
What can it be you ask?

Well I'll tell you...



They want....




OUR BEER!
YES! they tasted beer now they want it all!
everything is a distraction so they can steal it and replace it with

VB

an

known very bad Beer substitute. beware and guard your BEER!


oh and I have a sky blue mid size planet skipper, low milage
lets talk!

will you take 500 space dollars?

Mate for that you can rent it for the week end!
I think my brother stole a repltilian star glider, he might be

interested

for that price.
But it's green!

That StarGlider was MINE!
I have activated the tracking device on it.
Prepare to be assimilated.

sorry nick but the tracking device will only work within a space radius

of

10 gillions.......out of luck...........ass-hole

WRONG!
I installed a GFY� brand.
It has a universal transmitter in it.

go back to your moon shanty, bug farmer.

Just check with my brother Mike, the tracker is no problem.
This n00b installed the tracker himself and it was a shoddy job, bloody
tard!
he disabled it with a Tracker blocker produced by GFY.
so you could fly down and take a dump in his front yard and he wouldn't
know!

HAHAHA, that is a decoy tracker, if you open the casing you'll find some
tasty snacks inside.
the REAL tracker is integrated into the avionics system, so to remove or
block it you'd have to replace the entire avionics.
good luck to ya! there's a battle scout on it's way to your shanty-town now.