On Wed, 9 Jun 2004 18:48:33 -0700, "Clave"
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"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message
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On 7 Jun 2004 12:29:14 -0700, rem60304@aol.com wrote in
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    The GALACTIC FEDERATION EXPLAINS Mexican Air Force UFO Encounter

A Step Toward Full UFO Disclosure:
    The Incident at Ciudad del Carmen Campeche
Communicated thru Sheldan Nidle of The Planetary Activation Organization
    http://www.paoweb.com/ufomexc.htm

I have numerous documents from the REAL Galactic Federation (RGF), and
not this lame abomination that talks to Sheldan Nidle, and they have
repeatedly stressed that there is NO WAY we'll ever be allowed to
join, until France is a smoking, glowing hole in the earth.  The RGF
says it's like when our puny human bodies get gangrene.  If we're not
willing to amputate the disease to save ourselves, their business
license prohibits them from ever giving us any assistance.

They're very disappointed in us, by the way.  For decades, they've
been beaming our TV programs across the galaxy for other species to
enjoy, and apparently the Rigelians have figured out a way to play 18
holes of golf in 40 minutes, AND they can even make it interesting to
watch.  It would fit within a 1-hour broadcast, leaving time for
commercials, and the ratings are astronomical.  They would love to
give that to us, along with cold fusion that actually works, and a
300-hp engine that runs entirely on dog poo, but they can't, because
we insist on trying to 'fix' France.

It's time to WAKE UP, fellow Earthlings.

<...hits SNOOZE...>

Jim

Bastard.
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