Happy July 4th Ladies & Gentlemen & Spooks & K0oKs & Folks.


Armstrong explained, "When I was a kid, I was playing baseball with a
friend in the backyard. My friend hit a fly ball that landed in the
front of his neighbor's bedroom windows. My neighbors were Mr. & Mrs.
Gorsky. As I leaned down to pick up the ball, I heard Mrs. Gorsky
shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sox! You want oral sox?! You'll get oral
sox when the kid next door walks on the moon!"