David Letterman's Top Ten List:
Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11":
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10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing.
 
9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election.

8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words.

7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included
the part where I get him deported.

6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and
gives people the finger.

5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true.

4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my
windpipe.

3. Where the hell was Spider-man?

2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth.

1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball. 
 
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A couple from Sir Gooligan Hooray ...


1. Michael wouldn't accept the billion dollars, he must be mentally
unstable, obsessive compulsive and should be committed to the funny
farm to think about crap circles for a few years.

2. The Movie was biased, un-American, contained mainly subliminal mind
control techniques, and didn't show one GWB or Kerry campaign
advertisement. (Michael's a Commie edian)

3. I would have liked the movie if they'd had trillions of dollars of
movie merchandise. There isn't even a Michael Moore stuffed toy
here.....
http://www.toysrus.com

"Toys search results: we were unable to find exact matches for your
search for Michael Moore .
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