On Sun, 25 Jul 2004 22:21:40 -0400, all year Usenet Asshole with no dick
(that's why he has to put it in his address-line twice) "Dick Hertz
(Hey, who's Dick Hertz?)"<me@example.com>  had a brand new inspiration
that he considered so important that he had to tell the whole UseNet:

June 2004 Usenet Kook of the Month Charles D. "Chuckwheat" Bohne has a 
brand new box of crayons:

On Mon, 26 Jul 2004 11:49:09 +1200, Sir Gilligan Horry <GM@ga7rm5er.com>
wrote:

First ET contact 'within 20 years' scientists calculate

Well, actually it won't be "first contact" but the "end of the world"
celebration ... we will show up on Dec. 21, 2012 ... and fly
a great parade around the globe.
The GAIA-transformation will start on Dec. 23, 2012 noon in Peru
(UTC+8). Our 144 special guests will have the opportunity to see
it from above for the rest of you our ships will play 
http://www.airmp3.com/download/Madonna/mp3/dl_cc05_12
Your friendly Galactic Federation.

Ya don't say.

Yes, so they say.
HTH.
C.