Citizen_Cain wrote:

"Drunken Butters w/ Christy Hemme" <dbutters@nospammailaccepted.net> wrote
in message news:IIqdnaZzYpju24TcRVn-ow@giganews.com...

Not the illegal kind. But the kind zipping around in little ships.

Of course they're real.  How else do you explain Dick Clark?

Duh,you can see their pictures in the National Enquirer *all* the time,
so of course they're real! ;-)

In fact I think I saw Elvis's secret alien baby the other day at the mall. Those little green guys/gals are all over the place, disguised as humans with weird accents. How else do you explain T.H. Kerry?? ;-)