Relevant quotes follow:

"Reason MUST be subordinated to Vedic revelation, and truths
discovered by reason should be attested by reference to the Vedas."
-Professor Surendranth Dasgupta
 _Hindu Mysticism_

"Reason MUST be subordinated to UFO revelation, and truths discovered
by reason should be attested by reference to the UFOs."
-Professor Blue Resonant Human
 _Space Aliens I have Known and Loved_

"Daddy, I'm hungry -- can I have a Pop-Tart(tm)?"
-My youngest daughter, circa some years back
 (classified verbal communication)

"Coltrane! ... Coltrane!!!"
-An extremely rare vinyl platter in which the legendary John Coltrane
(cf. http://www.johncoltrane.com/) was seriously "on the nod"* during
an after-hours back-stage session and, upon being somewhat rudely
aroused in this fashion, busted out into what well may be his very
best recorded solo of all tyme.

[* = cf. Pink Floyd's _Comfortably Numb_]

-Brother Blue, B:.B:.
 Comfortably Numb in Saint Diego, Caliyuga