Subject: Re: There are NO UFOs !
From: "Vinnie" <dontspamme@carolina.rr.com>
Date: 26/09/2004, 05:29
Newsgroups: alt.paranet.ufo,can.ai

Also brought to you by this same moronic troll...

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In article <3ff97a0d.0403310303.3985789b@posting.google.com >,
bullmordt@yahoo.co.nz says...


I�ve noticed that cats sometimes are full of electricity.This could be
turned into a new source of power.We just have to breed several
thousand cats and absorb the electric energy from their fur.

Cats are available everywhere, they are cheap an multiply fast.

There is so much meat thrown away every day that could be used to feed
the cats, so that the "cat-power-plant" could work forever.

Please....

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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 9:18 pm    Post subject: Re: How to build an
anal-probe?

"G.K. Konnig" <bullmordt@yahoo.co.nz> wrote in message
news:3ff97a0d.0409111912.4dc06ae@posting.google.com...
Quote:
I need it for my weekly anal-inspection, because my boyfriend left me
a couple of days ago.

What do I need for a good anal-probe?

How about your head??

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From: pz
Subject: Re: I prefer living in animal bodies


In article <3ff97a0d.0403311709.7c0022f8@posting.google.com>,
 bullmordt@yahoo.co.nz (G.K. Konnig) wrote:

I think animals have much better bodies, so I leave my human body each
day and go into a horse, a bull, an elephant or a cat.


Did the *Empire Strikes Back* come to mind for anyone else?

Each of these animals have much larger genitals than my human body...

So, when you're cowering in some animal's gut cavity, you've got
something to play with?

-- pz http://pharyngula.org/ --------------------------------------------------------------- Re: Dentists are EVIL, they are the servants of HELL ! "G.K. Konnig" <bullmordt@yahoo.co.nz> schreef in bericht news:3ff97a0d.0409130604.13dda20a@posting.google.com..
Dentists are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

(blablabla)

Without dentists people look like devils with their rotten teeth in their
mouths, because no dentist could ever have noticed them.
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bullmordt@yahoo.co.nz (G.K. Konnig) wrote:

That's true, atheists don't believe in god, because they have so TINY
dicks and miniature balls and they think there can't be a god when I
have such tiny genitals.

So if someone has a short dick and tiny balls, he certainly is an
atheist.

What's interesting about this is that for a few years this troll is right
for a segment of the populace. Boys before they're indoctrinated into
the occult -- usually by their parents -- fit. (No pun intended.)
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"Yolanda Sanchez" <weirdlinks@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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How do you know there are no UFO's?

Don't say such rubbish without PROOF there are no UFOs!


"G.K. Konnig" <bullmordt@yahoo.co.nz> wrote in message
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Only in the brains of mentally ill people who see "things".

There is no such rubbish as "UFOs", we are alone in the universe.