"Blue Resonant Human, Ph.D." <brotherblue93@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:2eddbb8b.0409301706.40199636@posting.google.com...

Hello everyone,

I was sitting here in the Research Library using one of their rilly
kewl workstations equipped with [MicroSoft(tm) ((Internette(tm)
Explorer(tm)))(tm)](tm) and using the default deja.google.alt.* USENET
Reading and Posting Utensile and it said this stuff way off in a
separate column way out over to the right of the Computer Screen that
I was looking at:

 Do You Believe in Ghosts?
 =========================
 Are they real? Register here and
 see if you believe these photos.
 Ghost.Astrology-Central.com

Anyways, it made me think of the old saying, "Roses are read, violets
are blue [a potentially intended "therefore" is therefore inserted
here ... kinda between the lines and stuff] I'm Gemini and so am I."

And when I thought of that, it made me wonder if it's rilly true that
ghosts have sex with astrologers like they prolly talk about over
there at Ghost.Astrology-Central.com.

Anyways, if this was totally true -- like most stuff here on the 'net
-- then if there was a dead Gemini dude (OR a dead Gemini chick),
would he or she have not just 1 (one) but 2 (two) Ghosts?

Then, if 2 dead Geminis hooked up and stuff, would they just have
regular coupled sex or would they have a serious kick-ass 4 (four) way
session in bed or on a velvety blanket out behind the park or in a
Jacuzzi(tm) or whatever?

Plus, if it DID turn out to be a seriously kick-ass 4 (four) way
session, would they all have hetereo sex or homosexual sex or bisexual
sex, or would they all just masturbate at the same time, or what?

I mean, it all gets pretty GODDAM confusing after awile, dunnit?

Anyways, does anybody out there know the answer to these challenging
questions?

 No.

 I'm currently compiling data for my next doctoral thesis
and stuff so if you could help me out here a bit, that'd be totally
kewl.

 No sweat, your Blueness.

Thank you, everyone.

-Dr. Blue Resonant Human, Ph.D.
Interdimensional Intelligence Analyst
Sacerdotal Knights of National Security
USENET Meme Acquisition and Propagation Directorate
"An Equal Opportunity Mystickal Fraternity And Stuff"