| Subject: Re: We'll Be Leaving May 13th |
| From: Phoenix |
| Date: 04/02/2005, 20:19 |
| Newsgroups: alt.tv.star-trek.enterprise,alt.showbiz.gossip,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.conspiracy |
In article <1107521341.215155.172370@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Order Of The Isolinear Temple" <orderoftheisolineartemple@yahoo.com>
wrote:
This will be the only communication you will receive from us.
Thank You.
On May 13th, 2005, after the series finale of Star Trek: Enterprise, we
will shed our containers and join our space brothers on their star
ships in orbit.
Oh cripes, just the mental image we need, a bunch of naked Trekkies
circling the globe...
With the ending of the Star Trek franchise, there is no longer any
reason for us to stay on Earth. The end of the franchise is a sign
the world will soon face apocalyptic catastrophes and will be
completely destroyed. We know full well the tsunami in the Indian
Ocean was a precursor of future calamities to come. The cancellation
of Star Trek: Enterprise further solidified our beliefs.
OK.
Thousands of us, consisting of Star Trek fans all over the world, will
be beaming up our katras to the space brothers star ships as we rise to
the level of Kholinar above Earth and travel along side our Heaven's
Gate cousins.
Please tell them their old website had gone far in providing excellent
framework for Kook Awards website, and I thank them.
The only event which will reverse our decision and the fate of Earth is
for UPN to renew Star Trek: Enterprise for the 5th, 6th and 7th
seasons.
I think that's pretty extreme.
Farewell Earthlings. It's been a fun ride for the last 18 consecutive
years of Star Trek. We will join our space brothers on May 13th.
May we live long and prosper among them in the pure logic of Kholinar.
As the Klingons say; QAPLA'!!
Can I have your computers?