Subject: ABC Peter Jennings Reporting UFOs // Global Gilligan Statistics Watch (tm)
From: Sir Gilligan Horry
Date: 22/02/2005, 01:55
Newsgroups: alt.paranet.ufo,alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,alt.usenet.kooks

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ABC Peter Jennings Reporting UFOs .......
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Two-Hour Primetime Special Airs Thursday, Feb. 24 at 8 p.m. 

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/Primetime/story?id=468496

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Global Gilligan Statistics Watch (tm)
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On The Night of Feb. 24 at around 8pm, 9pm, 10pm. ..............


UFO debunker "Mwhahaha" party balloon sales up 537%

UFO researcher "Yay" party balloon sales up 573%
(get your party balloon stocks now !!)

Hypnotic Dry Eye Drop sales up 385%

Thoughts about not got to work next morning up 18%

UFO Skeptics Ear Steam up 1240%
(another alternative form of energy for Dr. G)

Visits to WWW UFO sites up 400%
(same as when the Mexico flock of birds were on TV)

Beer, Twinkie, Ceegar, Whuskee sales up around 299%

Posts to UFO and Alien Usenet Newsgroups up 185%
( +/- 359% )

Pet food sales down 730%
(most folks become forgetful of daily pet love)
(Nancy Leider of Zeta Talk, will probably even be out with a shotgun)

UFO books sales up 2475%
(That's good news for PsychoSpy)
http://www.aliensonearth.com/catalog/topic/

ABC TV stocks up and down and all over the place.
(knowing America these days, it will be 50% down and 50% up)

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