On Wed, 23 Feb 2005 10:35:14 -0500, Daedalus <jade@net-kooks.org> wrote:

Alexa should be ashamed.

you spelt EMBARASSED WRONG !!!!!!!!!

Top Ten Things The World Should Be Embarrassed About:

10.  George Bush is the only American "President" to be diagnosed as
clinically mentally ill and under a psychiatrists care for mania, depression
and lack of self-control.

9.  George Bush and Dick Cheney's favorite intellectual retort is giving
their opponents the middle finger.

8.  Bible Thumping In the Oval Office(tm) & daily prayer meetings at the DoJ

7.  Pat Robertson -- who receives 5 million a week from the Philly drug
mafia for being Holier Than Thou.

6.  911 & the 7 trillion budget deficit

5.  The Rothschilds of Europe who believe the extraterrestrials didn't take
Beagle.

4.  The extraterrestrial saucer at Groom Lake and NASA who lost so much of
their equipment to Space Invaders & their urine soaked panties when the
aliens told them never to set foot again on another planet outside of Earth.

3.  Lockheed and Bechtel for failure to control the Internette(tm) and The
Aliens.

2.  Kit Green and the CIA(tm) for hiring Kit & David Green who BOTH
desperately need a personal appearance makeover and lessons in Intergalactic
Etiquette..


AND <drum roll>

The Numero Uno, Numbah One Reason to be Embarrassed........


1.  Why The Rothschilds of Europe have never been able to find God(tm).