Shawn stepped up to the podium, tapped the forlorn-looking SM57, asked "Is
this thing on?" and, in alt.alien.research, message
news:aJGUd.18968$_G.16522@clgrps12, prounounced: 

Alien Squeegee Punks! 

If there's not a band by this name, there should be.

- L
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Larry Huntley                                          Beaverton, Oregon
Skep-Ti-Cult� Member #130-978649-969          http://www.skepticult.org/
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On May 14, 2004, alchameth2@yahoo.com (Edmond Wollmann) wrote in 
alt.astrology, message 
news:35325a08.0405140836.292b2a8d@posting.google.com: 

Would you like me to yank your internet account now or later?

(I chose "now")