Art Wholeflaffer <science@zzz.com> wrote:

In an exclusive interview with staff Amalgamated Press reporter
Blitzkrieg Wolfman, Col. O-Borg formerly announced his groups mission.
"Our goals are very modest," quipped
O-Borg , "we need to establish a perimeter of lies, untruths and
misinformation.  Fortify that perimeter with good old-fashioned
debunking, i.e. swamp gas, temperature inversions and weather
balloons."  Added O-Borg, "Desperate times require desperate measures,
and UFO debunkers are as desperate as we can get!  Almost 100% of our
population have heard about Extraterrestrials and over 50% correctly
believe that their fellow humans ARE being abducted by these ETs."

Still obsessed with James Oberg, Holeflapper?

-- 
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"a photon can travel faster than light when it is not excited"
"Ions are attracted to IRON"
"The dense ions in the ionosphere are simulating a 
 much higher gravitational pull to earth."
        -- Alexa Cameron demonstrates her 200+ alien-implanted IQ

"I really don't care too much for humans"
"Just think of all the fun watching them from above while they
 dance their kooker-step on their burning planet ..."
        -- Chuckweasel Bohnehead's delusional non-human self-image