| Subject: Re: Rogue UFO-Debunkers Join Forces With Rebel Units |
| From: Art Deco |
| Date: 29/03/2005, 16:12 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.paranet.abduct,alt.paranet.ufo |
Art Wholeflaffer <science@zzz.com> wrote:
Cowardly snecked froups restored, Holeflapper:
Art Deco wrote:
Art Wholeflaffer <science@zzz.com> wrote:
In an exclusive interview with staff Amalgamated Press reporter
Blitzkrieg Wolfman, Col. O-Borg formerly announced his groups
mission.
"Our goals are very modest," quipped
O-Borg , "we need to establish a perimeter of lies, untruths and
misinformation. Fortify that perimeter with good old-fashioned
debunking, i.e. swamp gas, temperature inversions and weather
balloons." Added O-Borg, "Desperate times require desperate
measures,
and UFO debunkers are as desperate as we can get! Almost 100% of
our
population have heard about Extraterrestrials and over 50%
correctly
believe that their fellow humans ARE being abducted by these ETs."
Still obsessed with James Oberg, Holeflapper?
I have flushed out the spOOks in these newsgroups, and our forces
Who is "our", Holeflapper?
have won many major battles. Unfortunately, certain debunker-cells
still exist, such as the Borsch-Belt-Boys and other groups
tied to UUFOD (United UFO Debunkers.) As the General himself would
say, "Much more needs to be done," and he is right on the money.
Again, I am asking for all citizens on Planet Earth to turn in a list
of all debunkers, debunker sympathizers, debunker supporters,
friends of debunkers and friends of debunker sympathizers.
Pretty soon we may round up this dissident faction
and send them to re-ed camps, for their own protection.
I recommend enlisting Chuckweasel Bohnehead to issue international
orders of punishment. That should solve your control issue problems.
The day quickly approaches when mankind will coexist with
many ET races. The only thing that is stopping them
is UFO debunkers and their ilk. Debunkers are on record
for destroying..."...the entire human race..." We must
unite and stop this plague of debunkers before they
destroy us all. Now, can we unite over this debunker
issue or NOT!!!
Continue kookdancing, Holeflapper.
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
"a photon can travel faster than light when it is not excited"
"Ions are attracted to IRON"
"The dense ions in the ionosphere are simulating a
much higher gravitational pull to earth."
-- Alexa Cameron demonstrates her 200+ alien-implanted IQ
"I really don't care too much for humans"
"Just think of all the fun watching them from above while they
dance their kooker-step on their burning planet ..."
-- Chuckweasel Bohnehead's delusional non-human self-image
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
"a photon can travel faster than light when it is not excited"
"Ions are attracted to IRON"
"The dense ions in the ionosphere are simulating a
much higher gravitational pull to earth."
-- Alexa Cameron demonstrates her 200+ alien-implanted IQ
"I really don't care too much for humans"
"Just think of all the fun watching them from above while they
dance their kooker-step on their burning planet ..."
-- Chuckweasel Bohnehead's delusional non-human self-image