"Art Deco" <art_deco@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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Art Wholeflaffer <science@zzz.com> wrote:

Cowardly snecked froups restored, Holeflapper:

Art Deco wrote:

Art Wholeflaffer <science@zzz.com> wrote:

In an exclusive interview with staff

Amalgamated Press reporter

Blitzkrieg Wolfman, Col. O-Borg formerly

announced his groups

mission.

"Our goals are very modest," quipped
O-Borg , "we need to establish a perimeter of

lies, untruths and

misinformation.  Fortify that perimeter with

good old-fashioned

debunking, i.e. swamp gas, temperature

inversions and weather

balloons."  Added O-Borg, "Desperate times

require desperate

measures,

and UFO debunkers are as desperate as we can

get!  Almost 100% of

our

population have heard about Extraterrestrials

and over 50%

correctly

believe that their fellow humans ARE being

abducted by these ETs."

Still obsessed with James Oberg, Holeflapper?

I have flushed out the spOOks in these newsgroups,

and our forces

Who is "our", Holeflapper?

have won many major battles.  Unfortunately,

certain debunker-cells

still exist, such as the Borsch-Belt-Boys and other

groups

tied to UUFOD (United UFO Debunkers.)  As the

General himself would

say, "Much more needs to be done," and he is right

on the money.

Again, I am asking for all citizens on Planet Earth

to turn in a list

of all debunkers, debunker sympathizers, debunker

supporters,

friends of debunkers and friends of debunker

sympathizers.

Pretty soon we may round up this dissident faction
and send them to re-ed camps, for their own

protection.

I recommend enlisting Chuckweasel Bohnehead to issue

international

orders of punishment.  That should solve your control

issue problems.

The day quickly approaches when mankind will

coexist with

many ET races.  The only thing that is stopping

them

is UFO debunkers and their ilk.  Debunkers are on

record

for destroying..."...the entire human race..."   We

must

unite and stop this plague of debunkers before they
destroy us all.  Now, can we unite over this

debunker

issue or NOT!!!

Continue kookdancing, Holeflapper.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"a photon can travel faster than light when it is

not excited"

"Ions are attracted to IRON"
"The dense ions in the ionosphere are simulating

a

 much higher gravitational pull to earth."
        -- Alexa Cameron demonstrates her 200+

alien-implanted IQ

"I really don't care too much for humans"
"Just think of all the fun watching them from

above while they

 dance their kooker-step on their burning planet

..."

        -- Chuckweasel Bohnehead's delusional

non-human self-image

PUBLIC NOTICE

I have contacted the Salem Hospital for the mentally
disturbed and the Head Shrink has assured me  that
Holeflapper did escaped and is in hiding somewhere in
the North Salem area.

Holeflapper was last seen running down the middle of
Mission Street in Salem, Oregon screaming that he had
been kidnapped and anal probed by aliens.  Several
Salem citizens called 911 to report an insane person
wearing only a Oregon Ducks ball cap and sporting a
blue ribbon secured to his private parts was
terrorizing downtown Salem.  By the time the local
police arrived Holeflapper had disappeared.

Holeflapper is 5 foot 2 inches tall and weighs
approximately 280 pounds.  He has no hair and is uglier
than a mud fence.  He is unarmed but considered
dangerous at this time.  He can easily be recognized by
his constant frothing at the mouth.

Anyone recognizing Holeflapper should not try to
apprehend but call local police or 911.  No reward is
offered as Holeflapper is considered a totally useless
insane UFO spokesperson.

Holeflapper goes by many different names such as:

Richard F. Frager
Dr. R. F. Frager
Art Holeflaffer
Fart Holeflapper
Isis of the Night
and many others.

Thank you for your attention.

Harry