Art Wholeflaffer <science@zzz.com> wrote:

Apparently thereApparently there still are some trouble-spots on these
newsgroups, a faction of the debunkers still remains.  Although many
debunker-cells have been eliminated, others have endured and even
morphed into split or multiple cells.  We have been painfully aware of
these activities for a long time.

Many ominous and dangerous debunker-cliques have been exterminated,
such as the Sludge-Sage Idiots, Team Adams and the like, however some
have not been so easily vanquished.

The formidable Borsch-Belt-Boys have survived multiple attacks from The
Freedom-Fighters, and the Dickie Thorne Trouble-Makers are still
sending out their nonsensical diatribes, furthermore, Wider Sham keeps
changing his moniker.  The General will be notified and the War against
Truth-Terror will have to be re-started to continue to try and
eliminate the final vestiges of debunker-terrorist operations.

To all debunker-spOOks (Thorne, Borsch, Echelon) please consider giving
up and forwarding a list of all debunkers, debunker-sympathizers,
debunker-supporters, friends of debunkers and the like. There may be
just enough time to prevent them from being sent to the re-ed camps.
But the time for debunkers is running out, NOW!

Please to be adding my name to your upcoming legal actions, Holeflapper!

-- 
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"Just think of all the fun watching them from above while they
 dance their kooker-step on their burning planet ..."
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