"H. Bosch" <hbosch@charter.net> wrote in message
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"Mark Shippey" <colonel@anti-grey-militia.net> wrote in
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Sir Arthur C. B. E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A.

<science@zzz.com> wrote:

Shitley, you just proved my point.

  Howdy Art!
  Long time no see old pal.......
  The only "point" here is the dunce cap on your

head!

  Now, while you are still loose after escaping from

the Oregon

asylum, please take the time to contact Amalgamated

and report all

latest UFO/Conspiray news! Because if you don't,

things will not go

well for you after you are captured again!

Howdy Col. Mark.

It looks like Holeflapper is back with his rerun news
items.  I have learned that Holeflapper escaped because
it was against asylum rules to put him in a "straight"
jacket.  Him being the preverbal liar and all.  He was
locked in a dark room without access to a computer but
when the orderly tried to give Art his morning physic
(to keep him purged of fecal matter) he managed to slip
past the orderly and escape the asylum grounds.  He was
last seen running down one of the main streets of Salem
stark naked except for the blue ribbon tied to his
genitals.  Witnesses claimed he was complaining loudly
about being anal probed by aliens.  His whereabouts now
are unknown.

Long time no hear from you, hope all is well with you
and yours.  The BugEye Burger sales have topped over 25
billion this year so far.

Hope to hear from you again.

As always,

Capt.  Harry

 Dayamn, it's old home week!