Debunkers Still a "Looming Threat" says President - Top General
Agrees!!

(Amalgamated Press) - Today, speaking in front of the Chief Staff of
Joints and Buds, the President of HACA (Human-Alien Contact Agenda) Sir
Arthur C. B. E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A. stated that "debunkers are still a
potent and looming threat to all mankind.  The sooner we approach this
issue, the safer the entire world will be."

Wholeflaffers insinuated that, "we must address these vital issues
today, for tomorrow may be way too late and the yesterday has happened
already, or so I'm told."

Expounding on what specific actions must be taken, Wholeflaffers handed
the podium over to a General Borman Killemall, the liason for the
"Octagon," the "Pentagon within the Pentagon."

The General said his team of specialists are working on a list of all
suspected debunkers, debunker sympathizers, debunker supporters,
friends of debunkers and suspected friends of debunker
supporter-sympathizers.  Under the new guidelines, if a person has
heard a debunker argument, then that person is most likely on the list.
 When the Octagon official was asked how a suspect can be taken off the
list, it was revealed that the only way was to be processed through a
"re-ed" or re-education facility.  "That's the only way out," quipped
the Brass.

Borman did express that there have been major victories over certain
debunker or D-B cells.   "Indeed," salivated Borman, "we have won major
skirmishes over the dreaded Chen-Destabilizers, the "Team" Dean Adams
clan, the "Echelon" Spin-etti group, the ever-dangerous Sludge-Sage and
other non-aligned organizations. Although trouble spots still remain,
such as the Borsch-Belt-Boys and other truth-terror cells affiliated
with UUFOD (United UFO Debunkers.), such as U-Bob, Wider-Sham and Mike
Shitley or the Shitley-Mob.

Other unnamed military personnel briefed the gathering about the
formidable Debunker Bomb, known as the DB-Bomb.  "Yes, it's true,"
confirmed the General.  He also stated that, "their bombs potential is
alarming.  This weapon can turn the most open-minded investigator into
a hardened super-skeptic; and so far we have no counter-measure, except
of course the bismuth-magnesium anti-matter bomb, which we can never
use!"    When asked if the debunkers would use their secret weapon, the
consensus was not "if" the debunkers would use them, but "when!"
"Eternal vigilance is the only answer against their wily ways," the
General reiterated.

Concluding his remarks, Killemall confirmed, "that's what they used
on Karl Sagan by the way, to change him from a researcher to a
confirmed pseudo-skeptic.  But when his usefulness to the debunkers was
judged over, he was subsequently eliminated. This should be a lesson to
all debunkers, but it probably won't be."

The General graciously extended a grace period to every debunkers, but
dryly noted that, "your time is running out."  Wholeflaffer concluded
that, "we are doing all we can to contain the debunker terror-threat."
The General chimed in, "but much more needs to be done."