On Wed, 06 Apr 2005 20:02:05 +1200, Sir Gilligan Horry <GM@ga7rm5er.com>
wrote:

On 06 Apr 2005 04:35:48 GMT, Mark Shippey <colonel@anti-grey.net>
wrote:

In alt.alien.visitors Ugly Bob <ugly_bob42@hotmail.com> wrote:

"H. Bosch" <hbosch@charter.net> wrote in message
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"Mark Shippey" <colonel@anti-grey.net> wrote in message
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In alt.alien.visitors Dr. Who <plat@y.puss> wrote:
(a whole lot of really paranoid stuff, devoid of any

sense of humor)

  This one sure quacks like Alexa.

Yikes!  I just had a horrid thought.  What if Alexa and
Holeflapper should get together and procreate?  I would
think the result would be quite horrid, all ass and no
forehead, three balls and a blue cravat.
H.

 Do you suppose they could master the mechanics involved, Harry? 

  I kind of doubt it Bob, but the very thought of the offspring

>from that union is enough to make the worst Hollywood horror flick

look like Sesame Street. But master the mechanics? That would be
more like a comedy skit on Saturday Night Live. 
  "I can't find it," says Wholeflaffer. "It's there somewhere,
but it's too small to find."
  "That's because Carlyle shrunk it Art," says Alexa. "Or they
might have stolen it and taken it to Groom and hid it in the sacuer!."

Mark wins the "old and new classic thoughts of these Usenet
intelligence thoughts Award".

same old shit different day

except worse now

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