Debunkers Woo Honest Researchers - Overture Rejected!

In a move that startled the best minds in science, the main UFO
debunking group UUFOD or United UFO Debunkers, extended an invitation
to honest researchers to "join us in the search for truth!"  H. G. vOn
FrugelbitZZ, President of HACA (Human-Alien Contact Agenda) dismissed
the invitation out-of-hand.  Said FrugelblitZZ, "this surely is a
publicity stunt or some kind of disinfo ploy.  Their rogue organization
is a threat to everybody on this planet, and probably other planets
too!"

Unnamed members of the debunker corp. insisted their proposition was
sincere, said Mysteriouso, "you can believe everything we say, because
we have the definitive research on swamp gas, hedge hogs, weather
balloons and time-compressed crash-test dummies!"

Replied FrugelblitZZ, "this is exactly what I am talking about.
Instead of joining us, I ask for all debunkers to turn themselves over
to the local authorities for processing to the nearest mental health
clinic or Gulag.  The people on Earth have had enough of their
deception, lying, misrepresenting data and fraud.  It is time for All
Mankind to eliminate severely curtail the activities of these
Truth-Terrorists. 
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