Earth's Membership to ET Club Rejected Again// New Alliance May be
Formed
(Outside Paris, Texas) Once again, Earth's attempt to join the main
Extraterrestrial Council, called the "United Federation of Planets" was
rejected today. The reasons for the failure pointed once more to
"spiritual" and "environmental" problems. The United Federation of
Planets represents well over 50 million off-world races throughout the
known Universe.
The announcement was broadcast today from the United Grey-Race Lunar
Colony (UGRLC) to a covert-unauthorized channel at the super-secret
National In-Security Agency and made public through a Freedom of
Information request.
The news hit the honest and knowledgeable UFO researcher Sir Arthur
Wholeflaffer hard. Sir Arthur Wholeflaffer A.S.A., ex-CEO of SAGAN,
(Students Aligned with Greys and Nordics) now disbanded, and currently
President of the Cabinet of Intelligence Associates (CIA) located near
Wolf Trap, Virginia, was not surprised by the somewhat expected
decision. "Heck, no I'm not surprised," exclaimed Wholeflaffer. "What
would the Federation gain from having us join them anyway. United
States, for instance is run by a criminal enterprise that didn't even
get the majority of the popular votes, and would not have even won the
Electoral votes if their Goon Squads didn't intimidated the
vote-counters in Dade County, Florida. Moreover, Multi-national
corporations are hell-bent in destroying what is left of our old growth
forests, the pristine waterways, and have totally ruined the planets
topsoil with pesticides and fertilizers for their own short-term
gains," explained Wholeflaffer.
"In addition, the major industry on Earth is still tribal warfare
brought to you by the Northrups' and the Lockheeds' of the world. For
some curious reason, those psychopaths think they could win a world war
against a United ET Front. The ETs would win that one in a giga-second
or two, if they choose to go that route.
Furthermore, the "spiritual" stuff described in the aliens rejection of
us also has me more than a bit concerned," philosophized Sir Arthur.
Continuing on, Wholeflaffer added, "On other hand, how much of human
behavior is 'our' fault. Gen. Borman Killemall (not his real name) has
briefed me on the amount of alien activity ongoing throughout our
planet. The human abduction agenda still goes on, the alien-human
hybridization program is being escalated, for reasons that appear to be
very disturbing.
Also, perhaps millions of humans have alien-implants in them that could
be influencing their thought processes, and it has been disclosed that
alien-clones have replaced certain people throughout society. When the
facts are added up, I truly feel that our application to the Federation
of Planets should be viewed in that context." Of course certain
"State" UFO debunkers are glad that the solicitation was rejected.
Jimmy "The Man" O-Borg was in the forefront of the pro-rejection group.
"God Dang Socialists are what those aliens are," spouted O-Borg. He
also puked, "I truly "believe" that humans are NOT ready for
communicating telepathically with each other, or if they could even
truly grasp what multi-dimensional reality really is."
Sir Arthur Wholeflaffer did not totally disagree, "Those old-fashioned
debunkers do have a point there. Furthermore, I wonder if co-existing
with these beings from other worlds is really possible here anyway.
Perhaps our civilization would disintegrate from the cultural and
social shock of these powerful entities!"
Wholeflaffer indicated that his Cabinet of Intelligence Associates
(CIA) would be setting up an alternative planetary organization that
would be working outside of the established Federation. Calling it the
"New Federation of Slow-Moving Planets", Wholeflaffer stated that
questionnaires have already been received from the so-called "Rogue"
planets who were also rejected by the Federation.
"Yes, he have received inquiries from multiple planets," acknowledged
Arthur. "For instance, we have 3 solicitations from groups
representing civilizations from the Crab Nebulians. Also, certain
"Grey" planets that are on probation from the Federation have expressed
interest. And of course when our own Mars is re-populated, they will
have instant membership."
Commenting on this new group, a Praying Mantis indicated that it was a
"....joke. (The new grouping is)...a real insult to the Universe and
may have to be usurped by those with more powerful interests than "puny
humans." Sir Arthur upon hearing that remark ended the press
conference with a "have a nice day then, what is left of them."
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Earth's Membership to ET-Organization Rejected Again// New Alliance
reply by Brain for hire <xxx@xxx.xxx> wrote on 12/26/2000
Excellent post, Sir Arthur, even though tongue-in-cheek, it's likely
true.
Earth's Membership to ET Club Rejected Again// New Alliance May be
Formed
(Outside Paris, Texas) Once again, Earth's attempt to join the main
Extraterrestrial >Council, called the "United Federation of Planets"
was rejected today. The reasons for >the failure pointed once >more to
"spiritual" and "environmental" problems. The >United Federation of
Planets represents well over 50 million off-world races throughout >the
known Universe.
The spiritual aspect is directly related to the environmental issues.
Spiritualism is really nothing more than realizing that we as
individuals do not exist solely, but are interconnected to each other
-- we're dependant on each other for everything and are affected by
what others do. And that concept is directly related to off planet
societies.
The announcement was broadcast today from the United Grey-Race Lunar
Colony >(UGRLC) to a covert-unauthorized channel at the super- secret
National In-Security >Agency and made public through a Freedom of
Information request. The news hit the >honest and knowledgeable UFO
researcher Sir Arthur Wholeflaffer hard. Sir Arthur >Wholeflaffer
A.S.A., ex-CEO of SAGAN, (Students Aligned with Greys and Nordics)
now disbanded, and currently President of the Cabinet of Intelligence
Associates (CIA) >located near Wolf Trap, Virginia, was not surprised
by the somewhat expected decision. >"Heck, no I'm not surprised,"
exclaimed Wholeflaffer. "What would the Federation gain >from having
us join them anyway. United States, for instance is run by a criminal
enterprise that didn't even get the majority of the popular votes, and
would not have >even won the Electoral votes if their Goon Squads
didn't intimidated the vote-counters >in Dade County, Florida.
Moreover, Multi-national corporations are hell-bent in >destroying what
is left of our old growth forests, the pristine waterways, and have
totally ruined the planets topsoil with pesticides and fertilizers for
their own short-term >gains," explained >Wholeflaffer. "In addition,
the major industry on Earth is still tribal >warfare brought to you by
the Northrups' and the Lockheeds' of the world.
One would think that the oil cartel/CIA/Bush/Lockheed/NASA group and
those whose interests they represent would realize that they can't take
their riches with them. Death is the great equalizer. One would also
think they'd be concerned about the legacy they are leaving *their*
children and grand children.
For some curious reason, those psychopaths think they could win a
world war against a >United ET Front. The ETs would win that one in a
giga- second or two, if they choose >to go that route.
Absolutely true, even though the aliens are patiently waiting for them
to realize their folly. But eventually, through peaceful means *by
choice* or by the natural cycle of extinction (read: asteroid), their
folly will be resolved. You see, they have no choice, but are arrogant
enough to think otherwise. And the rest of us just watch them twist
and turn trying to figure a way out. There IS NO WAY OUT. They are
confined to this planet, and will learn or perish. It's really that
simple.
Furthermore, the "spiritual" stuff described in the aliens rejection
of us also has me more >than a bit concerned," philosophized Sir
Arthur.
See above.
Continuing on, Wholeflaffer added, "On other hand, how much of human
behavior is >'our' fault. Gen. Borman Killemall (not his real name)
has briefed me on the amount of >alien activity throughout our planet.
The human abduction agenda still goes on, the >alien-human
hybridization program is being escalated, for reasons that appear very
disturbing.
It is better to save what is good about us than let it perish because
some rich sweebs think they own the planet.
>
>Also, perhaps millions of humans have alien-implants in them that
could be
>influencing their thought processes,
More likely a lot of people have had their paradigm shifted due to
alien contact and realize that we are not alone and that has changed
them in fundamental ways.
>and it has been disclosed that alien-clones have replaced certain
people throughout >society.
There are humans who have been genetically altered and are currently
living among us, though they for the most part, do not realize they're
modified.
When the facts are added up, I truly feel that our application to the
Federation of
>Planets should be viewed in that context."
Yeah, it will be the way the aliens want it or else! Again, it is
better to save what is good about us and ditch the rest. Sorry, power
mongers, you can't win. Get used to it!
Of course certain "State" UFO debunkers are glad that the solicitation
was rejected.
Laugh now, cry later.
Jimmy "The Man" O-Borg was in the forefront of the pro-rejection
group. "God Dang >Socialists are what those aliens are," spouted
O-Borg. He also puked, "I truly "believe" >that humans are NOT ready
for communicating telepathically with each other, or if they >could
even truly grasp what multi-dimensional reality really is."
Socialism is really only realizing that we are interconnected and our
actions effect each other. It's called being truly civilized.
Sir Arthur Wholeflaffer did not totally disagree, "Those old-fashioned
debunkers do >have a point there. Furthermore, I wonder if co-existing
with these beings from other >worlds is really possible here anyway.
Perhaps our civilization would disintegrate from >the shock of these
powerful entities!"
Uh, we're co-existing already. It may take a little getting used to,
for those who haven' realized it yet but one can get used to the idea.
I did. I spent a couple of years in personal panic, but I've gotten
used to it. In fact, I find it exciting.
Wholeflaffer indicated that his Cabinet of Intelligence Associates
(CIA) would be setting >up an alternative planetary organization that
would be working outside of the >established Federation. Calling it the
"New Federation of Slow-Moving Planets", >Wholeflaffer stated that
questionnaires have been received from the so-called "Rogue" >planets
who also were rejected to the Federation.
Humans are slow, that's fer sure. But with a little help from our
space buddies, perhaps we'll get there before the asteroid hits. It's
all really simple.
"Yes, he have received inquiries from multiple planets," acknowledged
Arthur. "For >instance, we have 3 solicitations from groups
representing civilizations from the Crab >Nebulains. Also, certain
"Grey" planets that are on probation from the Federation have
expressed interest. And of course when our own Mars is re-populated,
they will have >instant membership."
Mars is ours! NASA may not like the idea, but they can't have it.
Alternative 3 is in the proverbial toilet. ROFL
Commenting on this new group, a Praying Mantis indicated that it was a
"....joke. (The >new grouping is)...a real insult to the Universe and
may have to be usurped by those >with more powerful interests than
"puny humans." Sir Arthur upon hearing that remark >ended the press
conference with a "have a nice day then, what is left of them."
See ya on the other side. Those who laugh last, laugh best!
Thanks for posting this.