"Mark Shippey" <colonel@anti-grey.net> wrote in message
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6. (I'm sneaking this one in even though I only got 3.....) A master
guitar repairman to repair an antique Epiphone F-hole that was given
to me.

I have heard people refer to their wives in strange terms, but never an
antique Epiphone F-hole