I woke up to watch BBC news around 2 - 3am.
Couldn't get to sleep and was thinking about some jester jokes...

RE: "You are then to fulfill your destiny and return to your natural
state of full consciousness."
- http://paoweb.com/sn042605.htm
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1.
When you are fully conscious, orgasamatrisms are so intense, people
phone up for a day off work the next morning.
Therefore sex is banned at all times except Friday evenings.

2.
When you are fully conscious, you only need two hours sleep a night.
Thus allowing an extra 8 hours overtime on the supermarket checkout,
earning you another $40.24 cents per day. (which you'll need to pay
your fines if you had sex in the morning)

3.
When you are fully conscious, The Late Show with David Letterman would
seem like 100x slow motion.
Except for the new fully conscious David Letterman shows.
David Letterman won't be allowed to talk about sex, unless the Mayor
requires millions of fines from people for having sex at anytime other
than Friday evenings.

4.
When you are fully conscious, you would start to believe everything
Charles D. Bohne says is real. Because you would have a huge library
of intergalactic information on your fully conscious mind.

5.
Einstein said we only use 10% of our brains. But when we become fully
conscious and the men in white coats put us on Meds... we are still
92.7% fully conscious.

6.
When you are fully conscious, HAL9000 would seem more stupid than any
of the sheep or cows.

7.
When you are fully conscious, just by using your fully conscious mind
you can move the fat on your hips up to your breasts and lips, to look
more sexy.

8.
When you are fully conscious, you can convince your friends more
effectively that UFOs & aliens are just a figment of everyone's fully
conscious minds.

9.
Fully conscious HVAC will change his daily questions to
"how many fully conscious ducks do you suck each day? on average?

10.
When you are fully conscious, and have a shot o'whuskee... you
experience a 3 hour super luminal out of body experience. Unless a
fully conscious interdimensional police person stops you.