Notorious net kook, psycho, transvestite, saucerhead, cuphead, platehead,
transvestite, Jap traitor, coward, ignoramus, transvestite, commie pinko,
nigger lovin', manhating dyke, faggot, transvestite, asexual anarchist and
all around strikingly handsome lunatic Robert "mop jockey" Wolfe, while
cowering behind his "Whizbang" <by.jove@whats1t.org> sock wrote:

http://www.correctopinions.com

It needs more true stories about Orlando Hookers.

HAND

-- 
"Some people think cross-posting is "bad". In and of itself, it's good
behaviour - it allows you to reach more groups with less impact on the
net." - Spam Thresholds FAQ

"Don't.... Don't-Don't-Don't Believe the Hype!  MUAHAHAHAHA!" - Public Enemy
No. 1

Big Bad "Roberta" Wolfe
Kookwatch Nanny, Plague upon cretins, Mike Davis' and Cujo's Keeper, and
Official Grand Wizard of alt.fuck alt.military.collecting.medals,
alt.folklore.kooks and THIS FROUP! (coming soon)
INSTRUCTIONS:  Only replies x-posted to alt.fuck will be responded to.
(...not.)

I would like to dedicate this sig to the little people:

"I've had multiple Usenet accounts for years, kook." - Mike Davis
http://tinyurl.com/aepsr
"Wow, getting multiple accounts just so you can try to troll Usenet with
your lame sock puppet act is really kooky" - Mike Davis
http://tinyurl.com/8bgy4
"You have multiple accounts? Most kooks do so that they have at least one
place to whine from when their access is nuked." - Cujo DeCrotchPuppet
http://tinyurl.com/8e7ay

"I am sending a copy of your post to the abuse department of your ISP with
CCs to the FTC and the FBI." - Mike Davis Fukking Loses it Completely,
Wayne Manzo Style. http://tinyurl.com/bj5zj

This sig has recieved raving reviews (from raving lunatics):
"Thanks for keeping me in your .sig for months and years." - Lunch Lady J***
torlled again.
"Thanks for continuing to admit who owns you in your .sig." - Lunch lady
J*** "ignoring" me.
"Kept us in his .sig for quite a while now, I see." - Lunch Lady J***
"Tell me is Roberta still wandering usenet displying the names of his owners
proudly in his .sig?" - Lunch Lady J*** wondering aloud about all of that
stuff she claims to "ignore".
"Still hot for your handlers, I see. Add my name to your .sig several more
times then." Lunch Lady J*** proves that she does not understand sarcasm.
"Are you hot for retards?" - Lunch Lady J*** begging me to defowler her
sntach again.
 
"What's w/ the sig?" - HVAC http://tinyurl.com/cqz4s
"You must really be hard up for sig material, mop jockey. Well, looking at
your recent sigs, I can see why." - Michael Davis http://tinyurl.com/c7s9w
"I see you added more proof of my ownership of your gender-confused carcass
to your sig, you morphing freak." - Cujo DeSuckpuppet ($1 reward for a
Google Groups URL)
"Forgot about your sig, didn't you. DOOP!" - Michael Davis is Obese ($.75
reward for Google Groups URL)
"Wax in your inner ear, doodoo in your outer ear Two cows, a zebra will jump
through your atmosphere" - Dr. Octagon PHd. (Paging Doctor Octagon)
"Your sig is too long and boring (hell I made it down to line 16)." - Some
Toothless Brit (who admittedly can't read more than 16 lines of text)
"That's probably *the* most boring sig ive ever read. Is there an award that
boring sig type people can share? Youre sig makes me want to limp. That's
it." - Some "thing" calling itself "Adie"

"Everyone reads usenet. Apporval here means approval everywhere." -
jade@my-deja.com

Your Usenet Moment of Zen:
CUJO:   Still stalking folks in local hierarchies, Mop Jockey?

RW:     Thank you, thank you, and welcome to "You Bet Cujo's Life"...
        Say what local hierarchy "alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus" belongs to and the
        duck will come down and give you fifty dollars!

"This mop jockey sock is *plonked*" - mop jockey borks teh robots.