Re: Hello I'm Here

Hello Chris,

Beware this is fiction.


This is not.

Although I look human, I am actually a bug eyed alien.  I'm here studying
human behavior and making human contact.


I am not a "bug-eyed alien" but am not from around these parts either.
I too am somewhat of an "extra-terrestrial" (interdimensional)
intelligence analyst and cultural anthropologist, compiling reams of
experiential data for some sort of potential multi-incarnational Magnum
Opus highlighting the diversity of cross cultural B.S. (i.e. "Belief
Systems" [subtext: "religions"]) on this biosphere wherein we've
concluded a number of things ... however unfortunately.

1) People are a boil on the *ss of this otherwise lovely biosphere

2) Everything here is backwards, upside down and inside out (hence our
propensity to resort to calling it "Backwards Prison Planet of the
Apes" and to refer to the indigenous inhabitants as "monkey-boys,"
although we try DILIGENTLY not to slip too far backwards into an
abysmal maelstrom of deprecatory name-calling and judgementalism, from
whence escape is tenuous and "wobbly" at best).

3) As a potential advisor on future travel brochures re: this Blue Ball
of Mud (i.e. Sol III), we conclude AND will include as a NECESSARY
forward in any published literature bearing our name(s), the following
Axiomatick Advisories and Warnings:

  a) Don't trust a human being!

     (number two is like unto the first...)

  b) Don't TRUST a human being!

     (number three poignantly synopsizes by succinctly stating...)

  c) Don't trust a HUMAN BEING!

... and finally concluding with the following editorial comment:

If you can abide by these three simple, fundamental axioms, your stay
here on planet earth will be significantly less traumatic and
potentially more enjoyable.

Hmmm...

Perhaps with the personalised addenda:

"Yet though he laughed outwardly, he wept inwardly."

This is science fiction and should be regarded as such.


"We can, of course, neither confirm nor deny any such allegations at
this time."

Besides ... it's :::CLASSIFIED!:::

All the best;

-Brother Blue, B:.B:. 8�=3�, etc.