| Subject: Jesus Christ, Weapon of Mass Destruction. |
| From: "The Flavored Coffee Guy" <elgersmad@rock.com> |
| Date: 10/07/2005, 07:46 |
| Newsgroups: alt.tv.friends,alt.christnet.christianlife,alt.paranet.ufo,sci.military.naval,talk.atheism |
All things are possible.
When I was young, I had my friend baptize me, and we prayed that we
could have anything we wanted. I want invisible time altering shields.
That way if you launch a nuclear bomb at me, you kill a dinosaur, and
it covers anyone I want it to. So, I'm saving the Scientific
Community, and I'm going the Christian Scientists for screwing things
up, like the age of the Universe, and light speed. And I'm keeping a
several backup copies of Music, musicians, bands, and Hollyood.
When you've all finished fighting with eachother and wars, cursing,
curses, we'll be back.
Oh, and I'm keeping a refuge of intellect. It's a starship of several
with complete neural maps of every mind that ever lived. It's just
like the matrix, except it needs the batteries. That's where a
multitude of heavens are constructed for each and every denomination,
and we animated things like hell, so that you could go on believing in
your God's of suffering and injustice.