"http://www.red-ice.net/specialreports/2005/07jul/kgriggspr.html"
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On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 08:51:36 -0700, "Hagar" <hagen@sahm.name> wrote:

A planet's speed is determined by its mass
and its distance from the parent star.  If it travels any slower, gravity
will win and it will eventually plunge into the star.  If it travels too
fast, centrifugal force will propel it beyond its orbit, eventually

flinging

it into space.

This would work if the parent star only had one planet circling it, but
that's not the case in solar systems, where EACH planet is codependant on
the other planets to maintain BALANCE in their orbits.

If one planet starts to wobble it could set off a chain reaction wherein

all

the planets would begin to wobble.

That's EXACTLY what is happening in out solar system!

Wrong-o Buckaroo .... the wabble starts here on Earth.  Every night, when
the pubs close in Ireland and the inibriated Irish stagger home in lockstep,
it sets up a harmonic cadence, which interferes with the Earth's precession,
thusly creating a slight wobble, which is then amplified when the Aussies do
the same thing 12 hours later.  This wobble is then transferred to Saturn
and Mars, who in turn influence the rest of the solar system.

To cancel this harmonic, we have to synchronize the closing time of all
bars/pubs in the Americas to an exact time halfway between the Irish and the
Aussies.  This cancellation of the cadence will then allow the Earth to slip
back into its normal precession and all celestial movements will become
homogenous once again, preventing humans from their eventual fate of being
flung off the Earth do to oscillations in the Earth's fragile mantle.

In conclusion:  Save the Earth ... get drunk !!!

DUH.  And you can thank HAARP for causing it all.

Is that Alexa's HAARP ?  Her Tequila Titz, bouncing after a night of
reverie, could also cause that wobble, now that I think of it .....