Subject: Re: UFO Prophet Predicted and Controlled HURRICANES
From: John Griffin
Date: 25/09/2005, 06:59
Newsgroups: alt.paranet.ufo,alt.ufo.reports,alt.alien.visitors,sci.astro.seti,alt.paranormal

"http://www.tomflocco.com/fs/PurgeTheEvil.htm" <truth@R.us>
wrote: 

On Sat, 24 Sep 2005 10:46:53 -0600, Phoenix
<rbwaters@databasix.com> wrote: 

In article <Xns96DB4E072E273thathillbillyyahooco@130.133.1.4>,
John Griffin <thathillbilly@yahooie.com> wrote:

"Advanced Beings" <space_intelligences@hotmail.com> wrote:

Ted Owens (1920-1987) was a famous UFO psychic
who could predict and even control HURRICANES.

That was funny.  Please post some more idiotic bullshit.

Did that screed make any sense to anyone out there?

No, but nothing much is going to make sense now, given
everyone is scrambling to save their personal hides, in a
futile effort to stave off the obvious.

Hint->  Your species is failed, therefore no extraterrestrial
race would save you or your species.

Okay, then they might as well just buzz off back to whereever 
they came from.  
 
Done deal.  

Do the aliens in your head regret working secretly to save us 
from whatever fate you imagine, and never openly warning us? That 
was pretty fucking stupid of them. How did they get here? Are 
they safely back home now?

By the way, Alex(i)a, the <<name of top secret organization 
censored>> <<<censor eliminated>>> wants to thank you for your 
help. They say that in the first week of the saucer rumor, they 
only made three people believe it. It took them quite a while to 
get up to a couple of dozen.  With your help, they expect to have 
twelve dozen, eventually.  They say if you keep up the good work 
spreading the rumor, they're going to give you an award. They're 
thinking about raising money with an office pool and getting you 
an A-LEE-INN coffee mug.  Pretty cool, huh?  Let them know if you 
want a cup and saucer instead.  hahahahahahaha