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   Washington, D.C. (AD) -- Congress
this afternoon had its first look at the
new monument to the late Smithsonian
scientist who died in a gruesome
accident last month.
   The 73-foot monument, costing
$17.3 million, has been erected in 
front of the National Museum of
Natural History building in which
Chris Krolczyk smothered when
unable to remove his head from
his rectum while trying to find 
evidence of man's evolution.
   An autopsy revealed that Krolczyk,
a Republican, had accidentally picked
up a tube of Crazy Glue instead of 
Vasoline to cover his head when
he made the plunge.

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