This leads me to beLIEve that all asylums are secretly operated by
aliens.  It accounts for the reason only certified nuts have encounters
with UFOs (implants, etc).  Anyone who complains that he was probed by
aliens while at the nut house is seen as, well, nuts!


Maybe UFOs are really flying asylums--airborne madhouses that fly
around cutting the privates off of cattle, making silly-assed spirals
in wheat fields (the kind of art you see nuts draw with crayons) and
abducting...more nuts!


If UFOs ever do wish for a "Day the Earth Stood Still" type landing, it
won't be on the grounds outside the White House.  It will be on the
lawn outside the nuthouse rec room.



-Leary-