<brotherblue93@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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::: Morning Briefing :::

So there we were, sitting on a toilet in the Saint Die-Ego City College
Learning Resource Centre listening to the liquified fecal waste
spraying out into the welcoming waters below and just generally cursing
that g*ddam Slave-ation Army Sub-Standard food which -- on more than
one occasion -- has wreaked havoc with our generally sturdy and robust
gastro-intestinal tract, when into our fine, caerulean noggins floated
the exceptionally odd phrase:

     H O L Y    T O L E D O ,   B A T M A N !

And we, of course being the Questioners of All Things we are, wondered
to ourselves, "Now what in the h*ll is so g*ddam Holy about Toledo, fer
crise freakin' sakes?!  I mean, isn't it just some punk-*ss city in
Ohio?  What the H*LL is so Holy about Ohio?!  Huh?!?

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME, HERE?

Then, a song by SuperTramp(tm) floated into our brain which stated
(rhetorically, mind you):

 Well, some they do and some they don't
 And some you just can't tell.
 Some they will and some they won't
 And some it's just as well.

And we paused for a moment of silent reflection and admiration
regarding such a pristine piece of purposely MIZ-leading (Remember: not
Miss-leading as we are always en guarde to avoid angering any residual
operatives hailing from any Lodge of dick-hating femi-nazis) prose.

As always, AMBIGUITY is the key.

Plausible deniability.

Know wha' 'eye-em saaayin'?

"I'm sorry, but we can neither confirm nor deny any such allegations at
the present tyme.  BUT ... if such allegations did not presently exist,
we would have to invent them."

Do you OVER-stand all of these things?

(Remember, overstanding is like understanding ... only much moreso.)

Anyways, then another song just floated into our heads, evidently
hailing initially from somewhere about 9,490 Mhz. on the Frequency

 Um, excuse me, don't excuse me, Blue but that would be 9.49
GigaHertz or 9,490,000,000 Hz. Were you listening on satellite,
or something?

Modulated bandwidth (Remember: at 94.9 fm, "It's About the Music.").
This snippet came from a new one by a group calling themselves "Death
Cab for Cutie:"

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