Re: BREAKING NEWS - UFO Abducts Pig!!!!

Mark Shippey wrote:

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This is COMPLETE Guvmint Disinfo.

Period.

The Trvth(tm) is NOWHERE to be found in it.

ANYwhere!

First, notice how Disinfo Operative Shippey hath blasphemed ::: The
Holy Twelve Dots ::: of MJ-12 by adding them to his message title --
and here's the key, now -- AS THOUGH they are indicative of a TRUE post
which both MJ-12 and the Blue Lodge would be proud of.

DAMN proud of!

UFO Abducts Pig By Levitation In North Texas


OK -- now that we're on to you here, Shippey, let's dismantle this
disgusting pustule of filthy disinfo, piece by piece, shall we?

"UFO Abducts Pig"

What a bunch of unmitigated bovine excretia!

In the same fashion that:

  "Guns don't kill people ... BULLETS kill people"

... does it not also stand to reason that:

  "UFOs do not abduct animals or people,
   Little Grey Space Aliens abduct animals
   or people."

And haven't we all FINALLY learned by now from our beloved SpokesPerson
for the Little Grey Space Aliens (Nancy Liedner) that the Aliens are,
in fact Angels of God?

So, then, you tell me now, Mister Guvmint Disinfo Operative, how it is
that Jee-hovah (who all the Aliens work for) would task his Little Grey
Space Alien Angels with abducting a PIG?!

A pig is not Kosher(tm)!

It SPLITS THE HOOF!

It is, therefore, UNCLEAN!

Do you psee now, my Brethren, why it be-hoofs us to stay on top of
EVERY SINGLE DETAIL of these so-called Genuine Reports of Trvth(tm)?

I mean GOD is in the details!

Or The Devil is in the details.

I forget witch.

But anyways, it doesn't rilly matter, because either The Deity or the
Anti-Deity are in the details ... certainly not Guvmint Disinfo
Operative Shippey, here!

No-siree, Bob!

He has no less than FAILED MISERABLY in the details!

Therefore his words are NOT TRUE, and The Trvth(tm) is not in them!

Let's continue with this onerous task of dismantling such filth, shall
we?

  I thought all you serious UFO/abduction investigators out there on
Usenet might like to sink your teeth into this astounding case.......

  My pal who is a reporter on a local newspaper (he kind of has the
unofficial local position of the old CIA Spook "wierd desk" where he gets
to deal with all the cool stuff like UFO reports, Bigfoot and stuff).....


OK -- that tears it right there, Shippey.

EVERYbody who's ANYbody *KNOWS* for a fact that the CIA Sp00k "weird
desk" is not staffed by some half-baked, tobacco-chewin', shotgun
mounted on the rear-windshield hic cowboy from the PanHandle (with a
cover as a generic ... uhh ... "reporter for a local newspaper," but
instead by Highly Trained and Very Scientific Ph.D. Type Intelligence
Analyst Sp00ks ... and Faithful Members in Good [not EVIL!] standing of
the Aviary:

http://web.archive.org/web/19980424202356/www.brotherblue.org/brethren/aviary.htm

The old dude, Dr. Christopher "Kit" Green, for example:

::: Dr. Green and the Goblins of Langley :::
http://web.archive.org/web/19980424203018/www.brotherblue.org/brethren/kitgreen.htm

... who was sub-PSEE-quently replaced by Dr. Roland "Ron" Pandolfi:

[::: Vallee on Pandolfi ("fiction") :::
http://web.archive.org/web/19980711100847/www.brotherblue.org/brethren/pandolfi.htm

... and the rest of this inane post is not even worth giving the Tyme
of Day to, for it's all just vile, puss-ridden, filthy and despicable
Guvmint Disinfo and The Trvth(tm) is NOWHERE to be found innit!

ANYwhere!

Give it up, Shippey!

Your cover is now completely BLOWN!

Take your foul Guvmint Disinfo and check it into the skeleton-laden
closet of your Tyme-share beach-front condo right there on the shore of
The Lake of Fire ... where it G*DDAM WELL BELONGS!

Very disrespectfully yours;

-Blue Resonant Human, Ph.D., 33�
 Interdimensional Intelligence Analyst
 Sacerdotal Knights of National Security
"An Equal Opportunity Mystickal Fraternity"
 USENET Meme Acquisition and Propagation Directorate
 http://web.archive.org/web/19980424200237/http://www.brotherblue.org/