Re: ::: Holiness Unto The Toledo :::
Subject: Re: ::: Holiness Unto The Toledo :::
From: brotherblue93@hotmail.com
Date: 27/10/2005, 02:47
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.magick,alt.usenet.kooks

STOP PRESSES!
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[Re: initial, seminal post examining the socio-cultural epistemology of
the
     absurdly culture-bound and theory-embedded phrase, "Holy Toledo,
Batman!"]

So as not to accidentally languish in the terminal errata of our
potentially inappropriate culturally inculcated mythos we must -- in
good conscience and with the most noble of intent and sh*t -- tack on
the following addenda; the so-called "psych meds*" taken earlier by our
esteemed and erudite author having evidently somewhat befuddled his
generally indomitable caerulean cranial corpulence, causing him to
overlook the following KEY point in regards to that vile, puss-ridden
(and definitely NOT Holy, by ANY stretch of the I mage in nation)
centre of blasphemous filth; Toledo, OH, USA, Sol III, Milky Way:

[* = "psych meds" = Geodon(tm); Ziprasidone HCL; 20 mg.]

brotherblue93@hotmail.com wrote:

[...]


II) ** = Toledo:
         To·le·do    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (toe-LEE'-doe)
    1) A city of central Spain near the Tagus River south-
       southwest of Madrid.  It fell to the Romans in 193 B.C.
       and was later the capital of the Visigoth kingdom
       (534-712). As a Moorish capital (712-1031) it was a
       center of Arab and Hebrew learning. Population: 57,778.
    2) A city of northwest Ohio on Lake Erie.  It is one of
       the major shipping centers of the Great Lakes.
       Population: 332,943.


Lake Erie?

Lake EERIE?!

Eerie:
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ee·rie or ee·ry    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (EER'-ee)
adj. ee·ri·er, ee·ri·est

[Middle English eri, fearful, from Old English earg, cowardly.]

1) Inspiring inexplicable fear, dread, or uneasiness; strange
   and frightening.
2) Suggestive of the supernatural; mysterious. See Synonyms
   at weird.
3) Scots. Frightened or intimidated by superstition.

So you tell me now -- how could ANYthing Holy *EVER* exist on the very
banks of a so-called "Great" lake named "Erie?!?!?!?"

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