"Sir Gilligan Horry" <GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message
news:vc08n15gl77qlogar4dkhgmii7s2urklo1@4ax.com...

Quote ...

"If you could send a message to an extraterrestrial

somewhere across

the galaxy... What would you say?
Post your own message"

http://www.pbs.org/lifebeyondearth/listening/alien.html

My letter would say:

Dear Zippity-Do-Dah,

If you don't quit messing around with our GreyBurger,
BugEyeBurger(tm) franchises I will immediately dispatch
an armada of Five Pounders to thrash your cowardly hide
once and for all.

Galactic law forbids you from intervening in legal
monetary concerns such as our GreyBurger,
BugEyeBurger(tm) franchises etc.

Cease and desist or under Galactic law I have the right
to use the Phlogiston Generator to knock the shit out
of you.  If you are shitless then we will deflatulate
you with the Transmogulator Degasafier.

So be advised.
-- 
Cap. Harry
King Of The Usenet Spooks
CEO of:
Oregon Home Spaceship High Invisibility Technology
Room 12, Hanger 18, Area 52,
USAF, Nevada, USA, Planet Earth,
Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy,
More or less on the outer fringe of the Universe.