| Subject: Re: Write a Letter to an Alien // Life Beyond Earth Website. |
| From: Sir Gilligan Horry |
| Date: 12/11/2005, 00:55 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.ufo.reports |
On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 11:33:19 -0800, "H. Bosch" <hbosch@charter.net>
wrote:
"Sir Gilligan Horry" <GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message
news:vc08n15gl77qlogar4dkhgmii7s2urklo1@4ax.com...
Quote ...
"If you could send a message to an extraterrestrial
somewhere across
the galaxy... What would you say?
Post your own message"
http://www.pbs.org/lifebeyondearth/listening/alien.html
My letter would say:
Dear Zippity-Do-Dah,
If you don't quit messing around with our GreyBurger,
BugEyeBurger(tm) franchises I will immediately dispatch
an armada of Five Pounders to thrash your cowardly hide
once and for all.
Galactic law forbids you from intervening in legal
monetary concerns such as our GreyBurger,
BugEyeBurger(tm) franchises etc.
Cease and desist or under Galactic law I have the right
to use the Phlogiston Generator to knock the shit out
of you. If you are shitless then we will deflatulate
you with the Transmogulator Degasafier.
So be advised.
Heh! :-)
I'll have to think up a letter.
First I'll have to decide whether to address it to 32,840 star
nations, or 109,518 star nations, or 176,322 star nations, or maybe
just compile a letter for clusters of billions of galaxies with the
words "Humankind´s entrance into the family of galactic civilisations
is greatly expected." and Bazookas are on sale !!
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0007T0YNM.01-A10FX8LF7ENPX9.MZZZZZZZ.gif
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Disclaimer:
Ok ok ok I'll get back to ABUF.
