On Sat, 12 Nov 2005 09:44:33 -0800, "H. Bosch" <hbosch@charter.net> wrote:

"http://www.whereisthemoney.org/" <truth@R.us> wrote in
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On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 11:33:19 -0800, "H. Bosch"

<hbosch@charter.net> wrote:

"Sir Gilligan Horry" <GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in

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Quote ...

"If you could send a message to an

extraterrestrial

somewhere across

the galaxy... What would you say?
Post your own message"

http://www.pbs.org/lifebeyondearth/listening/alien.htm

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My letter would say:

Dear Zippity-Do-Dah,

If you don't quit messing around with our

GreyBurger,

BugEyeBurger(tm) franchises I will immediately

dispatch

an armada of Five Pounders to thrash your cowardly

hide

once and for all.

Galactic law forbids you from intervening in legal
monetary concerns such as our GreyBurger,
BugEyeBurger(tm) franchises etc.

Cease and desist or under Galactic law I have the

right

to use the Phlogiston Generator to knock the shit

out

of you.  If you are shitless then we will

deflatulate

you with the Transmogulator Degasafier.

So be advised.

One burp from your degasafier, and your franchises go

up in smoke.

Wrong!  One burp from the degasifier and YOU cease to
exist.

Same for you.

Kooky Crock!!!

Puny Earthling.