| Subject: Re: Write a Letter to an Alien // Life Beyond Earth Website. |
| From: Sir Gilligan Horry |
| Date: 13/11/2005, 08:44 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.ufo.reports |
On Sat, 12 Nov 2005 09:49:52 -0800, "H. Bosch" <hbosch@charter.net>
wrote:
"Sir Gilligan Horry" <GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message
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On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 11:33:19 -0800, "H. Bosch"
<hbosch@charter.net>
wrote:
"Sir Gilligan Horry" <GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in
message
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Quote ...
"If you could send a message to an
extraterrestrial
somewhere across
the galaxy... What would you say?
Post your own message"
http://www.pbs.org/lifebeyondearth/listening/alien.htm
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My letter would say:
Dear Zippity-Do-Dah,
If you don't quit messing around with our
GreyBurger,
BugEyeBurger(tm) franchises I will immediately
dispatch
an armada of Five Pounders to thrash your cowardly
hide
once and for all.
Galactic law forbids you from intervening in legal
monetary concerns such as our GreyBurger,
BugEyeBurger(tm) franchises etc.
Cease and desist or under Galactic law I have the
right
to use the Phlogiston Generator to knock the shit
out
of you. If you are shitless then we will
deflatulate
you with the Transmogulator Degasafier.
So be advised.
Heh! :-)
I'll have to think up a letter.
First I'll have to decide whether to address it to
32,840 star
nations, or 109,518 star nations, or 176,322 star
nations, or maybe
just compile a letter for clusters of billions of
galaxies with the
words "Humankind´s entrance into the family of
galactic civilisations
is greatly expected." and Bazookas are on sale !!
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0007T0YNM.01-A10FX8LF7ENPX9.MZZZZZZZ.gif
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Disclaimer:
Ok ok ok I'll get back to ABUF.
Howdy Gilligan,
If you are going to send a letter to Zippity-Do-Dah
Scourge of the Universe, just post it to AAR or/and AAV
as His Ugliness regularly reads both.
H.
OK, thanks, Harry.
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Dear Zippity-Do-Dah,
Howdy.
Enjoy AAR & AAV.
Best Regards,
Horry.
P.S.
ABUF is an Art Gallery.
