Earl Dombroski <earl.dombroski@gmail.com> wrote:

Saaaaaaaay, Mark ... nice chimp ya got there.  Is he Hispanic?  Have
you thought of naming him Jesus?

  Funny you should mention that, because Jesus lives a few houses down
from me! He is married to a really sweet and pretty lady named Juanita who
smokes a wonderful BBQ with spices that give it a unique flavor all it's
own. Wouldn't you know it? Jesus is married to a BBQ Master! Or should we
say a BBQ senorita. And this of course gets back to the secret DaVinci
code and recipe! Jesus IS married. I can prove it.