Say Mark, what a coincidence!  I went to a church this morning and they
told me Jesus was really everywhere.  It's true!  It turns out that he
lives down the street from me, too!  In my faith, he's a bachelor with
an old pickup truck and a brother named Juan.

My Jesus goes for the metanza, with a roasted pig in the ground, luau
style, establishing the link between the Southwest and Hawaiian
faithful.

Frankly, I think it's a metaphor for the secret DaVinci code and recipe
as being part of the underground - the underground Jesus.

Jesus drinks a LOT of sacremental wine.  I can't prove it, but I've
seen it with my own eyes!

BTW - Don't they call chimps chumps in China?  I heard they chomp
chimps in Africa.  When your chimp squeals, "I ain't no LA (lazyass)
chump, sucker" does it mean that because he's not lazy he wants more to
do?  Do you let him do housework, clean toilets, sweep out the garage,
that sort of thing?  In any case, your chimp seems to think the entire
Southwest is LA - and that's not true - in fact it borders on racial
slander to call Jesus a lazyass.  Jesus is WAY more than a saint - he
works his ass off.