Earl Dombroski <earl.dombroski@gmail.com> wrote:

Say Mark, what a coincidence!  I went to a church this morning and they
told me Jesus was really everywhere.  It's true!  It turns out that he
lives down the street from me, too!  In my faith, he's a bachelor with
an old pickup truck and a brother named Juan.

  Holy shit! Excuse my language, Earl, but this is just amazing! Jesus
really is everywhere! He is living here near me with lovely Juanita, and
is living there near you with his brother Juan! Holy mackeral! This is
really something. I mean, what kind of small universe is this that two
people posting in alt.alien.visitors both have Jesus living on their
street? 
  On a lighter note, there is a Hispanic dude about two houses up from
Jesus who has a chimp for a pet! One time is escaped and all hell broke
loose in the neighborhood. Some uptight d00d called "animal control" and
they were chasing Rocco (that's his name) all over the neighborhood. Word
got out fast, and Jesus managed to get Rocco inside his house when he was
in his backyard. Jesus saved Rocco. The animal cops had to go back to
their offices with their tails between their legs empty handed. The moral
of the tale,.... JESUS SAVES.