I just went and talked to Jesus, and he said to tell you guys that he
doesn't destroy anyone.  I asked his brother, Juan, and Juan agreed.
On top of that, Jesus never lied to me - even about that time he
borrowed my car.  I also asked Jesus if he saves, and he said Mark was
right - he saves every Friday.

I'd tell you more, but I'm invited over for some sacremental wine, and
that's a lot better than finding change for your missing dozen.

Jesus did tell me that he missed the "Jesus saves ... ESPOSITO SCORES
ON THE REBOUND!!" joke from the '70s, tho.