Subject: Re: Help me figure something out, cause I got questions.
From: "The Flavored Coffeee Guy" <elgersmad@rock.com>
Date: 23/12/2005, 08:19
Newsgroups: alt.fan.jennifer-love-hewitt,alt.christnet.christianlife,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.religion.islam,alt.religion.scientology

Human nature, my ass.  First off, the majority of responses are coming
from Christians.  You all expect some kind of answer.  Well, first,
Jesus Christ, never really says anything to anyone who doesn't, hasn't
or isn't sinning.  Proverbs 22:6 in your bible indicates that there is
a real way to solve that problem.  But, Jesus Christ, isn't talking
about How to Raise Kids.  He's talking about saving people that believe
in him.  The salvation he offers, well, if you don't sin, there isn't a
word written to you, or for you in that book, and you wouldn't have any
chance at heaven, or eternal life.  But, that's because, without sin,
you have no need, without the need brought by sin you have no reason to
believe, and without any reason to believe you cannot believe that you
will ever have eternal life, or live in heaven or be paradise.  You
were offered absolutely anything you wanted, so long as you believed
when you asked.  But, getting anything is dependant on asking and
believing.  Of course, it would be very difficult to believe in Jesus
Christ, if you never sinned, didn't sin, or weren't a sinner.

When I was young, I kept a calendar, and every month was blacked out
except for a few days here and there and sometimes months appart.  I
kept track of even the smallest white lie I told a friend, and there
were months I'd been through.  I couldn't understand why it was so
difficult for so many people not to sin.  The list of rules to follow
is really short.  10 commandments.  Anyone in their right mind should
know that there should always be 11.  Thou shalt not fuck the animals.
Of course you'd probably want that rephrased and more subtle, Thou
shalt not commit beastiality.  But, then most of you and most
dictionaries don't really allow anyone to know what it means to be
wicked.  If you don't study etymology, and don't get that mixed up with
entomology{the study of insects} you won't know what it means.  If you
don't know it's wrong, how could concieve of contortionism as wicked?
In detail, what God, means by wicked includes extreem positions and odd
forms of masterbation.  Perversion is subtle compared to wicked, just
like adultry is subtle compared to beastiality.  If some-one hid the
meaning of the word steal from you for all of your life, and you just
picked up something you liked because you wanted it, is that stealing?
You cannot protect yourself, or your children by avoiding teaching them
what they need to know in order to best or better conduct themselves.
But, Jesus Christ, made the way to heaven a path that is dependant on
sin, and he did not teach you how to raise your kids.  If that would
have happened to be his teaching 2000 years ago, then you would have
been raised by a higher standard.  So, to conclude my response to all
of your responses, if Jesus Christ, was so concerned about saving the
world, and wasn't just lying to get your attention and decieve you as
innocent children that you all once were, he would have been talking to
your parents, and more concerned with how they raised the next
generation than with what the present generation was doing.  If
anything, raising their children the right way would save them, if they
were sinners, or bound by sin, should Jesus Christ, literally been in a
savior.  If I was wrong, your Bible wouldn't agree with me as strongly
as you dissagree.  Proberbs 22:6.  But, without a key or a clue.

Why do I think God, is an asshole?  Well, I made that clear to begin
with, and your kids are not my responsibility.  Besides, if you keep
taking them to church, you'll have to live with your little sinners.
Believe me, arguing with you, only helps them believe in Jesus.