dre wrote:

starbuck wrote:

Jesus is coming back, he'll take care of you, REAL GOOD CARE OF YOU!

he's going to bore us to death?
or take us to the whores?
wich?

Well, I asked Jesus about this and he said that he and his brother Juan
don't recommend streetwalkers when so many modern feminists want to
discover their inner sluts (courtesy of the Colbert Report, btw).

Christmas parties at Jesus and Juan's are anything but boring - I'd bet
the same is true for Christmas at Jesus and Juanita's.

The Jesus on my street takes real good care of everyone!

Cheers,
Pearl